“It’s coming….”

Ill get it tomorrow….a Toshiba satellite M35x-S329, 80GB (yeah baby!), 512MB ram, 15.4” wxga screen (anybody know what wxga is anyway?)….or in simpler terms im getting a laptop…hallelujah…

Hmm….now id like to throw some light on “pigeons”….that’s rgt pigeons….DAMN ALL U PIGEONS…I hate pigeons, don’t get me wrong I love animals in general but pigeons…they are out of control around here….u look outside the window and what do u see…piles of pigeon poop on top of the AC’S of the opposite houses …now what the hell do I care…they rnt botherin me in anyway are they...WRONG, they are..
I was watchin tv one day mindin my own business….completely innocent (got to check on that one…) when mom suddenly screams, i check it out and mom points to the floor of the bathroom….and there on the floor staring right at me with no expression whatsoever was a pigeon…now I wasn’t sure what to do( mom goes and locks herself in her room) I take a step towards it and it flies right over my head and heads straight for my room…CRAP!!! Now here’s my first mistake…I left it there for around 15 minutes (Simpson’s was goin on….) I head back to the room and see the damn thing on top of the suitcases…I open the windows…and leave but does it go ….nope….finally I throw a sheet towards it and he soars towards the open window whams on the window sill and falls down( im like” did ur mother teach u to fly”)…now he gets back on top of the suitcase….(persistent little bastard isn’t he)now I throw the sheet again…he gets it right this time…and that’s it …nobody got hurt…nothing broke…everyone’s happy…WRONG…he poops all over the place…on the carpet, on chech’s quilt( hehehehe) in the bathroom, etc…

This is just one incident…and this is a message for all u pigeons livin in my neighborhood…. ”I.KNOW.WHERE.YOU.LIVE”……