Sarcasm

Ok ppl….i got some bad news for you all…..i have NOT broken my leg……….devastating news aint it?? But keep your hopes up...im still young!....

So the assembly just got over and we’re all going back to our dilapidated classrooms…when my ass of a P.T teacher calls me and another guy and makes a questioning gesture to our shoes…mine were plain white and he says “you not know what shoe????” im like “huh??” so anyway in the end it turns out I didn’t wear the right “type” of white shoes….fucking jackass….makes up his own rules and expects everyone to know them with his infallible English…(i meant that sarcastically) So after we both decipher his extremely sophisticated linguistics….he tells us to remove our shoes and walk around the rest of the day barefoot….

So I get in class barefoot…and ma’am is like “where’s your shoes??” so I reply in mock horror “good lord where are my shoes???????” that got a few laughs…ma’am gives me a look that says “gimme a break will ya” after which she asks “were you punished?” so I say “hmm…that does ring a bell”….now that ticks her off…so she tells me to meet her after class…...come on lady, I have a right to be sarcastic!!