pelvic thrust dude
Funny thing happened the other day….
So we’re all in the bus on our way to the mall after school….im sitting on the edge of my seat with my left leg outstretched….suddenly this old dude comes over, turns around and actually tries to sit on my outstretched leg…im like “huh…?????” now this guy is taking his time in doing it…slowly and with purpose….so i obviously get my leg out of the way….but the guy doesn’t seem to be bothered by that and keeps doing what he apparently does best…so now im trying to explain to the guy that there is no seat there….but he wouldn’t take no for an answer….so now his butt is nearly level with the floor and that’s when he suddenly realizes that there really is no seat…..so now he’s squatting on the ground and by all appearances….stuck…so me and this other dude pull him up and give him a seat….
So did he think my leg was a vacant seat in a bus….
or was he thinking…”I don’t think he’d notice….!!”
So we’re all in the bus on our way to the mall after school….im sitting on the edge of my seat with my left leg outstretched….suddenly this old dude comes over, turns around and actually tries to sit on my outstretched leg…im like “huh…?????” now this guy is taking his time in doing it…slowly and with purpose….so i obviously get my leg out of the way….but the guy doesn’t seem to be bothered by that and keeps doing what he apparently does best…so now im trying to explain to the guy that there is no seat there….but he wouldn’t take no for an answer….so now his butt is nearly level with the floor and that’s when he suddenly realizes that there really is no seat…..so now he’s squatting on the ground and by all appearances….stuck…so me and this other dude pull him up and give him a seat….
So did he think my leg was a vacant seat in a bus….
or was he thinking…”I don’t think he’d notice….!!”

