Personality Of Man

DISGRUNTLED TYPE -- Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out muttering.

PERSONALITY TYPE -- Tells jokes while pissing, shakes, drops off with flourish.

SNEAKY TYPE -- Drops silent fart while pissing, sniffs and looks at bloke in next stall.

SLOPPY TYPE -- Pisses down trousers into shoes,walks out with fly hole open and adjusts in street.

LEARNED TYPE -- Reads book or paper while pissing.

VAIN TYPE -- Unfastens five buttons when one would do.

STRONG TYPE -- Bangs tool on side of urinal to knock off drops.

UNLUCKY TYPE -- Tries to fart, shits himself and finds he cant piss.