Sarcasm

Ok ppl….i got some bad news for you all…..i have NOT broken my leg……….devastating news aint it?? But keep your hopes up...im still young!....

So the assembly just got over and we’re all going back to our dilapidated classrooms…when my ass of a P.T teacher calls me and another guy and makes a questioning gesture to our shoes…mine were plain white and he says “you not know what shoe????” im like “huh??” so anyway in the end it turns out I didn’t wear the right “type” of white shoes….fucking jackass….makes up his own rules and expects everyone to know them with his infallible English…(i meant that sarcastically) So after we both decipher his extremely sophisticated linguistics….he tells us to remove our shoes and walk around the rest of the day barefoot….

So I get in class barefoot…and ma’am is like “where’s your shoes??” so I reply in mock horror “good lord where are my shoes???????” that got a few laughs…ma’am gives me a look that says “gimme a break will ya” after which she asks “were you punished?” so I say “hmm…that does ring a bell”….now that ticks her off…so she tells me to meet her after class…...come on lady, I have a right to be sarcastic!!

hey dogg!!

Chachen: Nikhil broke his leg!!!
Me: huh??
Chachen: yeah, Nikhil fell down somewhere and broke his leg, he cant walk now.
Me: who?
Chachen: Neetu's brother, NIKHIL BROKE HIS LEG!!!!!
Me: who neetu?
Chachen: JUNIOR GEORGE KUTTY NIKHIL!!! BROKE HIS LEG!!
Me: AKHIL!!!!!!! NOT NIKHIL!!
Chachen: Ah yes... Akhil...

Whats going on dog? is this true? heh heh... i apologize for him beign so messed up with your name, since Neetu starts with an 'N' he thinks your name too starts with an 'N'. So how did u manage to break your leg?? and how come you never told us about it... or blogged abt it?? (wait a minute, did chachen get messed up with you and someone else now?? )

ARGH!!

inform me....

-Ajnu

i have alot to blog about i still dont understand why i dont manage to find time to do it though..
psst. inside FBI info: i found a return ticket for JACOB,JOJIMMA to JED, i think u know what this means... beer, party, weed and love!!

HAPPY B'DAY TEENS!!

Update

School started on the 2^nd, papa came on the 5^th,mom’s mom came on the 9^th to relieve mom of her duties, and papa and mama left today morning….which sucks by the way…Im already depressed….i hate this constant separations…

So now its just me, chech and grandma…she’s fun though, we spend our time playing cards and monopoly…

Iv come to really appreciate living in a flat now…at night I go down to play badminton with my neighbors…which is a lot of fun, especially since some of them are real jolly people to be around with….

HAPPY NEW YEAR PPL!!!